If Trevor had a Million coins

[B]If Trevor had a million coins he'd buy a bunch of duckies.



That way whenever he took a bath he could use them to clog the drain that always sucks him down.



Or maybe not!



Well at least he'll have an army of ducks to protect him from the drain zombie-



Or maybe not!



Okay- So he's going to get a refund on those duckies and buy a big Crazy Planet Bazooka instead.





Or he's just going to run from the slow moving drain zombie leaving behind his useless army of duckies and Bazooka because both of them were actually non-refundable



And spend the last of his million coins (that Bazooka was quite expensive) on a bunch of burgers



That he'll shove down the drain-



unfortunately Trevor always smells like burgers now



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